Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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