she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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