Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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