butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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