did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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