i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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