I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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