he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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