nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
