Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
