And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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