dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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