As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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