I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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