what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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