There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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