belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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