remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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