So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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