me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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