Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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