I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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