Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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