you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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