butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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