it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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