It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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