i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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