Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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