I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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