I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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