So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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