she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
