you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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