Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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