So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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