Whod you bang
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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