Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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