Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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