But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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