just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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