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you win
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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