i barfeds in our rink
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
