Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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