i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
