can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I think a kid would responsible me up
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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