I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I have post one night stand depression
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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