Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
