I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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