so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Randomize
